Can’t wait to be in Mexico where I won’t be fucking freezing all the time. Mother Nature hates Vermont because its nice for like one day then we get a week of cold and rain :(
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
(via thegrimsleeper)

