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ABOUT

*Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole* 20. straight & single. FAG HAG <3 college student at JSC. Studying early education and special education. Hardcore fangirl. Sexually frustrated since 1992. Ridiculously Romantic. Disgustingly cute. Ginger. Urban Dictionary definition: A woman who tastes like unicorn meat. OMV! (oh my vagina) LISTEN TO MY RADIO SHOW: FIFTY SHADES OF CREY "Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so immediately clear that the two of you, on some level, belong together." <3

Obsessions/ Fandoms

Supernatural, mustaches, cats, One Direction, Teen Wolf, Queer as Folk, Harry Potter, Gossip Girl, Broadway, Avengers, Hunger Games, Glee, The Office, Disney, Betty White, Awkward

PAGES

Following



these are a few of my favorite things

FAV QUOTES/ SAYINGS:


Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so immediately clear that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something. ♥

“I hope your apple pie’s freaking worth it!”

“Bitch” “Jerk”

“I’m a caterpillar that will never be a swan”

Wicked

ER MA GERD

totally awesome

“No excuses, no apologies, no regrets”

“Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead”

true story!

“there’s more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking”

* Bookie and Sheldon on an Adventure *

That’s what she said

TAG! 

“yeah ok so the prince was fighting peter and he was all “OH lawl thought you were older” and peter was all like “bitch please”

your love is my drug

thank you for nothing you useless reptile

no you’re not dude don’t lie

DONNA: I love you   ERIC: I love…cake

Prince Dastan: You’re welcome to search me for it. You’ll have to be very thorough

so I have a question. do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement? great now build me a basement :)

i hate everyone

at least i didn’t fall on my face…oh wait i did

seriously

“Life is a marathon and you cannot win a marathon without putting a few band-aids on your nipples” Horrible Bosses

“I don’t wear underpants in bed. They are really uncomfortable. I don’t wear anything in bed.” -Ben Barnes <3

“so please try to take this in the best possible light. I’m getting a machine gun and mowing down your entire family.”

For Reals

Yillin Hoo La Hey Hee Hoo

Pindsay Pack

Don’t Stop Believing

When words fail, music speaks

Fake it to make it

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RANDOM THINGS:

Awkward., Adele, suspenders, bow ties, Grumpy Cat, hipster glasses, Queer As Folk, Glee, Broadway, Les Mis, Supernatural, Betty White, Pink, Odwalla, Anything maple, Reading, STEREK <3333333333, the incredibly and beautifully gifted cast of Teen Wolf, Memes, Music, Piano, Singing, Britin <333, Friends and Family, Abs <3, Shoes, Guys, My iPod, Sleeping, Hugging, Kissing, Cuddling, Disney, Phineas and Ferb, Clothes, Gay men, TEEN WOLF!, Swimming, Laughing, Games, Dancing, Cheesecake, monkey, sunshine, doodle, plaid, money, transformers, glitter, my bed

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